Laughs from the @Lousy Librarian

Smiling BalloonsOk, I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting much.  Probably a few giggles as I read through the article, but truly expecting tasteless jokes.  Not so!  Here is your library laugh for the week. Some laugh-out-loud quotes from the @LousyLibrarian.  (Hint: you may want to follow this person on Twitter yourself.)

Some highlights to get you to click…

“I requested a book this morning. Is it there yet?”
“Depends. Did you click the ‘Defy All Laws of Time and Space’ box?”

Patron: “Someone here was unpleasant to me five years ago.”
Me: “Wow, that’s impressive; you’re like a grudge archivist.”

“Do you have any recommendations for someone who just doesn’t like books?”
“How about this nice stapler?”

Librarians: Here’s a little snark for your day

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