Funny library jokes

smiling coffeeAllow these library themed jokes to tickle your funny bone. More can be found here.

Q: Why didn’t the thief burgle the library?
A: Because he was afraid the judge would give him a long sentence.

Q: What did one book say to the other one?
A: I just wanted to see if we were on the same page.

Q: What do you do if your pet starts eating your library book?
A: Take the words right out of their mouth.

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