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Irish Jokes for St. Paddy's Day

St_Patrick's_DayNeed some new jokes for St. Paddy’s Day? Check out all the fun on St-Patricks-Day.com.   Here is one to get you started:

A Spanish singer chatting on television used the word ‘manana’. When asked what that meant, he said it means “maybe the job will be done to-morrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that, next week, next month or next year. Who cares?” An Irishman in the conversation, Shay Brennan, was then asked if there’s an Irish equivalent. “No. In Ireland we don’t have a word to describe that level of urgency”


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50 Irish Sayings

IrishSt. Patrick’s day is just around the corner!  Here are a handful of catchy and insightful Irish sayings to help spread some good luck around! Click here for more.

  • May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!
  • You must take the little potato with the big potato.
  • May you have food and raiment, a soft pillow for your head. May you be forty years in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead.
  • May the roof above you never fall in, and those gathered beneath it never fall out.
  • May you live to be 100 years, with one extra year to repent.
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