Book Bouquet: Road trip!

I love road trips! I love to go places, see new things, have small adventures. I love to stop at every brown highway sign. (Brown signs point you to cultural interest things, including historical waysides, small museums, scenic overlooks, and more. Guaranteed fun for a nerdy person like me!) I’ve driven all over New England, the Midwest, and the Pacific Northwest. I’ve driven across I-94/90 from the Pacific to the Atlantic. One summer I visited every public library on the Lewis and Clark Trail. Road trips are super fun.

I turned 50 this year, and that was pretty exciting for me! Seems like an event that I should commemorate by doing something a little out of the ordinary, something I can tell people about when I’m in my dotage. So this year I’m on a quest: I’m planning to visit all 50 states. I’m driving to all of the lower 48 states – because road trips are great! (I’ll fly to Alaska and Hawaii, because at some point, road trips are just impractical/impossible. But I need all 50, to make the complete set – obviously!)

Is this silly? Sure. Is it reasonably pointless? Totally agreed. Am I super-excited, and planning out chunks of states to visit? You bet!

I’ve visited eleven states so far this year, and the week of May 19 I’ll be doing some very intense road tripping to visit 16 other states!

This will not be the super-scenic version of road tripping that is so fun. Instead this will be the version that involves a cooler of food in the seat next to you, a tent in the trunk, and a steady supply of audio books combined with loud music. Think the final trip to Chicago from the Blues Brothers movie, and you’ll have the right idea.

So, yes: fun! (If such things appeal to you!)

In my May travels, the plan is to hit these states:

  • Minnesota (I’ve already counted this state, and repeats don’t get counted again; but I’ll be driving thru it!)
  • Iowa (another repeat)
  • Kansas
  • Missouri
  • Oklahoma
  • Arkansas
  • Texas
  • Louisiana
  • Mississippi
  • Alabama
  • Tennessee
  • Kentucky
  • Virginia
  • West Virginia
  • Ohio
  • Pennsylvania
  • Michigan
  • Indiana
  • Illinois (a repeated state)
  • Wisconsin (another repeated state)

If you have road trip suggestions, things I have to see (as I blow thru states at maybe just a hair over the speed limit), or books I should not miss out on hearing – send them to me! I’ll have time on my hands as I zoom along.

In the meantime, if you want to start thinking about your own road trip, or if you think the idea of road trips is better done on the couch than in a car, we have some book suggestions for you!!

Flaming Iguanas: An Illustrated All-Girl Road Novel Thing, by Erika Lopez

Tomato Rodriguez hops on her motorcycle and embarks on the ultimate sea-to-shining-sea all-girl adventure — a story that combines all the best parts of Alice in Wonderland and Easy Rider as Tomato crosses the country in search of the meaning of life, love, and the perfect post office.
Flaming Iguanas is a hilarious novel that combines text, line drawings, rubber stamp art, and a serious dose of attitude. The result is a wild and wonderful ride unlike any you’ve ever taken before.


Assassination Vacation, by Sarah Vowell

Sarah Vowell exposes the glorious conundrums of American history and culture with wit, probity, and an irreverent sense of humor. With Assassination Vacation, she takes us on a road trip like no other — a journey to the pit stops of American political murder and through the myriad ways they have been used for fun and profit, for political and cultural advantage.

From Buffalo to Alaska, Washington to the Dry Tortugas, Vowell visits locations immortalized and influenced by the spilling of politically important blood, reporting as she goes with her trademark blend of wisecracking humor, remarkable honesty, and thought-provoking criticism. We learn about the jinx that was Robert Todd Lincoln (present at the assassinations of Presidents Lincoln, Garfield, and McKinley) and witness the politicking that went into the making of the Lincoln Memorial. The resulting narrative is much more than an entertaining and informative travelogue — it is the disturbing and fascinating story of how American death has been manipulated by popular culture, including literature, architecture, sculpture, and — the author’s favorite — historical tourism. Though the themes of loss and violence are explored and we make detours to see how the Republican Party became the Republican Party, there are all kinds of lighter diversions along the way into the lives of the three presidents and their assassins, including mummies, show tunes, mean-spirited totem poles, and a nineteenth-century biblical sex cult.

The Wangs Vs. The World, by Jade Chang

Charles Wang, a brash, lovable businessman who built a cosmetics empire and made a fortune, has just lost everything in the financial crisis. So he rounds up two of his children from schools that he can no longer afford and packs them into the only car that wasn’t repossessed. Together with their wealth-addicted stepmother, Barbra, they head on a cross-country journey from their foreclosed Bel-Air home to the Upstate New York retreat of the eldest Wang daughter, Saina. 

Blue Highways: A Journey into America, by William Least Heat-Moon

Hailed as a masterpiece of American travel writing, Blue Highways is an unforgettable journey along our nation’s backroads. William Least Heat-Moon set out with little more than the need to put home behind him and a sense of curiosity about “those little towns that get on the map-if they get on at all-only because some cartographer has a blank space to fill: Remote, Oregon; Simplicity, Virginia; New Freedom, Pennsylvania; New Hope, Tennessee; Why, Arizona; Whynot, Mississippi.” His adventures, his discoveries, and his recollections of the extraordinary people he encountered along the way amount to a revelation of the true American experience.


The Lost Continent: Travels in Small Town America, by Bill Bryso

After ten years in England, expatriate American Bill Bryson was gripped by an urge to return to the land of his youth. Borrowing his mother’s old Chevrolet, Bryson traveled 13,978 miles through thirty–eight states, seeing pretty much what he wanted to see, and a good deal that he didn’t. He visited Mark Twain’s birthplace and the place where Roosevelt died. He glimpsed the Grand Canyon through a thick fog and failed to find the giant Californian Sequoia you can drive through. At once a savagely funny portrait of contemporary America and a poignant memoir of lost youth, The Lost Continent is a comic masterpiece.